BLAKE BOSTON AKA SCUMBAG STEVE
We’d like to begin by apologizing for responses by the audience in the previous three debates who booed a soldier; cheered executions; and applauded the death of an uninsured man. It was inappropriate. (Beat.) We’d also like to apologize for the late start tonight — there was a six-car pileup that burst into flames! (Audience applauds.)

BILL HADER, as Fox “News” anchor and GOP debate moderator Shepard Smith, on Saturday Night Live.

Funny because it’s true.

(via inothernews)

WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS
inothernews:

Hardcore members of the Tea Party attend last night’s Republican debate in Orlando, Florida while on break from the American Adventure Pavillion at DisneyWorld; left, Rush Limbaugh keeps his distance.   (Photo: Chip Litherland / The New York Times)

WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS

inothernews:

Hardcore members of the Tea Party attend last night’s Republican debate in Orlando, Florida while on break from the American Adventure Pavillion at DisneyWorld; left, Rush Limbaugh keeps his distance.   (Photo: Chip Litherland / The New York Times)

she is worse than palin

cognitivedissonance:

Pre-1965, we had quotas that virtually eliminated immigration of anyone other than white immigrants. Is that what she meant? Or does she simply not understand history? Either way, she’s advocating for racist, ethnocentrist policies repealed by Congress nearly 50 years ago. 

thedailymeme:

Scumbag Michele Bachmann
submission from ichichichi

thedailymeme:

Scumbag Michele Bachmann

submission from ichichichi

sarahlee310:

The GOP War On Voting Is In Full Swing 
“Registering [the poor] to vote is like handing out burglary tools to criminals.  It is profoundly antisocial and un-American to empower the nonproductive segments of the population to destroy the country — which is precisely why Barack Obama zealously supports registering welfare recipients to vote. […] Encouraging those who burden society to participate in elections isn’t about helping the poor.  It’s about helping the poor to help themselves to others’ money.” -Conservative columnist Matthew Vadum
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John Stossel (Fox News): “Let’s stop saying everyone should vote.”
Rush Limbaugh: “If people cannot even feed and clothe themselves, should they be allowed to vote?”
Judson Phillips (Tea Party Nation): “If you’re not a property owner, I’m sorry, but property owners have a little bit more of a vested stake in the community than not property owners do.”
Source:   News Corpse

sarahlee310:

The GOP War On Voting Is In Full Swing

“Registering [the poor] to vote is like handing out burglary tools to criminals.  It is profoundly antisocial and un-American to empower the nonproductive segments of the population to destroy the country — which is precisely why Barack Obama zealously supports registering welfare recipients to vote. […] Encouraging those who burden society to participate in elections isn’t about helping the poor.  It’s about helping the poor to help themselves to others’ money.” -Conservative columnist Matthew Vadum

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John Stossel (Fox News): “Let’s stop saying everyone should vote.”
Rush Limbaugh: “If people cannot even feed and clothe themselves, should they be allowed to vote?”
Judson Phillips (Tea Party Nation): “If you’re not a property owner, I’m sorry, but property owners have a little bit more of a vested stake in the community than not property owners do.”

Source:   News Corpse