BLAKE BOSTON AKA SCUMBAG STEVE
We’d like to begin by apologizing for responses by the audience in the previous three debates who booed a soldier; cheered executions; and applauded the death of an uninsured man. It was inappropriate. (Beat.) We’d also like to apologize for the late start tonight — there was a six-car pileup that burst into flames! (Audience applauds.)

BILL HADER, as Fox “News” anchor and GOP debate moderator Shepard Smith, on Saturday Night Live.

Funny because it’s true.

(via inothernews)